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After the latest 1 day England result I needed something to cheer me up.
As the saying goes if you didn't laugh it would make you cry.
So have a laugh!

Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.

Q. What's the height of optimism?
A. English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.

Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

PS An American friend sent me this to cheer me up — he thought.

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