They don't get any better!

I expect many tables at Christmas carried on the tradition of the Christmas Cracker. There is usually a hat ,toy and cracker joke inside most of which seem to fly around the room as the cracker is pulled.

Cracker jokes are usually awful puns that cause grownups to moan out load and children to demand an explanation! In keeping with that spirit here's a few to groan over to set you up for New Year's eve

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?

He pulled a cracker!

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show!

From all the team have a great and safe new Year's Eve celebration